Swag Mens' Boardshorts - That's "swag" as in "less is more," I thought when I first saw these mens board shorts, or maybe "Simple, Waterproof And Great," or something like that. Then I learned that in Australia a swag is a portable shelter, rolled up and carried on one's back, so that could not be what the letters SWAG stand for on these great made-in-Hawaii men's boardshorts. Then, a day later I received a letter from the Sourceware Archive Group. Turned out it was addressed to my neighbor "Geeky." The plot thickened, folks, when my friend Tony came by with a dude who'd given himself the name Swag, which according to Tony means "weed."
"What kind of weed," I wanted to know, but they left suddenly when my neighbor Arnie came home in his off-duty patrol car.
Not a minute later I got a call from Lisa who told me she'd gone to a trade show and had scored a ton of swag.
"What kind of weed?" I asked, really curious now.
"Not weed, dummy," she said, "T-shirts, coffee mugs, bumper stickers, blah blah..."
I was none the wiser when it came to my new Swag mens boardshorts. Finally, I went online and found that SWAG is an highly technical, acronym for Scientific Wild-Assed Guess, as opposed to a regular wild-assed guess...

I gave up. After wearing these mens' boardshorts for a while I came up with this: Swag men's boardshorts stands for highly effective and sturdy boardshorts, for men who dig a no-nonsense life and engage in no-nonsense activities, like surfing, running, and planting flags on faraway planets. None of that frilly foofoo stuff, and certainly none of those fancy flower power decorations that make you look like a sissy. These men's boardshorts are for serious surfing, wakeboarding, and yachting. And promenading, in a manly fashion, up and down the boardwalk with the arms somewhat extended, chest out, chin in. You know the drill. Straight ahead to where the girls are (or the boys), with a swagger perhaps.